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• Tell me, have you ever visited the planet Earth, sir? -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook
• Strategy is when you run out of ammunition but keep firing anyway.
• Strategy is when you keep firing so the enemy doesn't know you're out of ammo.
• Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?
  ...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then....
• Well done, Bladder. How can I ever thank you? Well, you can start by not calling me 'Bladder', sir.
  -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Oh, come, come, sir - now, you can't deny that this newspaper is good for the morale of the men?
  Certainly not. I just feel more could be achieved by giving them some _real_ toilet paper....
• You 're our enemy; lead the way, and we 'll precede.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 1...
• Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
  I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
• Oh, sir, just one thing. If we _should_ happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
  ...Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump two hundred feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area....