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• Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir? No..
  .I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Oh, sir, just one thing. If we _should_ happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
  ...Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump two hundred feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?
  ...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then....
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• These paintings could spell my way out of the trenches!
  Yours? ...That's right, _ours_... -- Edmund and George : Captain Cook...
• We didn't order those new ladders either. I issued them to the men yesterday and they were absolutely thrilled, isn't that right, men?
  Yes, sir. First solid fuel we've had since we burnt the cat!...
• So - it's maximum security. Is that clear? Certainly, sir.
  Only myself and the rest of the English-speaking world is to know....
• They're firing, sir!! They're firing!!! ...Thank you, Lieutenant.
  If thy hit _me_, you'll be sure to point it out, won't you. -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook...