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• An elven cloak is always the height of fashion.
• An elven cloak protects against magic.
• Religion is the best armor that a man can have, but it is the worst cloak. -- Bunya
• ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• You may be redneck... if your wife has ever worn a tube top to a funeral.
• You may be redneck... if your wife has ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
• Did someone put itching powder in your armor?
• Glad that's over with. I'm taking off my armor. -- Famous Last Word
• You have passed the qualifications necessary to become an honorary member member of the elven community.
  You are taken to the Elven King, who names names you an elf friend and informs you that your adventure is not yet yet over!...