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• Put your trust in God, my boys, and keep your powder dry.
  -- Colonel Blacker -- Oliver's Advice, 1834...
• Powder milk - Has your family tried 'em?
• They say that an elven cloak may be worn over your armor.
• If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was so encumbered by his armor that he could not rise if he fell
  you may well ask yourself, first, if it is reasonable to assume that professional soldiers would go on wearing armor that kept them from fighting and second, if this theory is in line with what you know of the heavily armored men of your personal acquaintance....
• Set phasers to extreme itching!
• QOTD: "What women and psychologists call `dropping your armor', we call "baring your neck.
• INSECTICIDE Insecticide is a wondrous substance used to kill poor little innocent insects, whose only fault is that they like crapping in your food, nibbling on your skin, and buzzing around.
  But why use conventional insecticide when you can use DDT?...
• Dust is an armor of poor quality.