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They Say The Atmosphere There Was So Full Of Goodness That Evil Just Shriveled Up And Died.
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They say the atmosphere there was so full of goodness that evil
just shriveled up and died. Maybe that's why I never went there.
-- Doctor, Keeper of Traken
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