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They talk about people "relating" to each other ... Relating? Me being from
Macon, Georgia, "relating" means dating your cousin.
-- Blake Clark
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Strangely enough, Data finds himself relating to Heavy Metal.
PERIPATETIC, adj. Walking about. Relating to the philosophy of Aristotle, who, while expounding it, moved from place to place in order to avoid his pupil's objections.
A needless precaution -- they knew no more of the matter than he....
Every man is apt to form his notions of things difficult to be apprehended, or less familiar, from their analogy to things which are more familiar.
Thus, if a man bred to the seafaring life, and accustomed to think and talk only of matters relating to navigation, enters into discourse upon any other subjec...
gumby /guhm'bee/ n. [from a class of Monty Python characters, poss.
with some influence from the 1960s claymation character] 1....
We've got a name for sushi in Georgia ... bait. -- Blake Clark
HAIL Like rain, but harder. Meteorologists have conducted studies about the weather patterns relating to hail
and the likely occurrence of it, and have concluded that it is most likely to hail when you are walking down the street without even an umbrella for protection....
You know what they're doing with your taxes? They're spending your money, hundreds of billions of dollars, on defense.
To defend us from the Russians, the Nicaraguans, the Libyans, the Iranians....
Let no guilty man escape, if it can be avoided. No personal considerations should stand in the way of performing a duty.
-- Ulysses S....
MONARCH, n. A person engaged in reigning. Formerly the monarch ruled, as the derivation of the word attests, and as many subjects have had occasion to learn.
In Russia and the Orient the monarch has still a considerable influence in public affairs and in the disposition of the human head, but in western Europe political administration is mostly entrusted to his ministers, he being somewhat preoccupied with reflections relating to the status of his own head....