You Know What They're Doing With Your Taxes? They're Spending Your Money, Hundreds Of Billions Of Dollars, On Defense.

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You know what they're doing with your taxes? They're spending your money,
hundreds of billions of dollars, on defense. To defend us from the
Russians, the Nicaraguans, the Libyans, the Iranians. When was the last
time a Russian broke into your car and stole your stereo? I'm not worried
about Russians; I'm worried about Americans! If you're going to defend me,
defend me from Americans! Get my butt back from Burger King alive!
-- Blake Clark

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