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They Want To Make Sure Their Rings Don't Fall Off Because They Paid Good Money For Them.
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They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid
good money for them.
-- Concerning why lovers often hold hands
-- Gavin, age 8
Related:
They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing.
-- Concerning why lovers often hold hands -- John, age 9...
Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
-- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Carolyn, AGE 8...
Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs .
.. and don't worry if their parents are right there....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
.. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
-- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Manuel, age 8...
Young men are fitter to invent than to judge; fitter for execution than for counsel
and fitter for new projects than for settled business....
Young men are fitter to invent than to judge; fitter for execution than for counsel
and fitter for new projects than for settled business....
A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them. Elbert Hubbard