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• The CD ROM is write and read protected. We do not have a CD ROM Drive. -- dan amongst the use
• Slowlaris /slo'-lahr-is/ n. [Usenet; poss. from the variety of sloth called a "slow loris".
  The variant `Slowlartus' is also common, related to LART] Common hackish term for Solaris, Sun's System VR4 version of UNIX that came out of the standardization wars of the early 1990s....
• 1. "I'm down here" 2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 3.
  I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4....
• CD-ROM server needs recalibratio
• boot v.,n. [techspeak; from `by one's bootstraps'] To load and initialize the operating system on a machine.
  This usage is no longer jargon (having passed into techspeak) but has given rise to some derivatives that are still jargon....
• Great Pompey's shade complains that we are slow, And Scipio's ghost walks unaveng'd amongst us!
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act ii, Sc. 1...
• What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
  2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
• Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
  2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....
• wetware /wet'weir/ n. [prob. from the novels of Rudy Rucker] 1.
  The human nervous system, as opposed to computer hardware or software....