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• 1. That's the way we've always done it around here.
  2. I'm so busy, I just forgot. 3. It didn't appear that important....
• Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
  2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....
• 1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit. (3) The Mercedes is paid for.
  (4) The check is in the mail. (5) I was just going to call you....
• The greatest lies of all time: (1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit.
  (3) The Mercedes is paid for. (4) The check is in the mail....
• As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
  One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
• 9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines: ---------------------------------- 1.
  Would you like to see my boa constrictor?" 2. "Is that a false nose?...
• As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
  One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
• When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
  In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all, because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10 minutes....
• 10. Not everybody looks good naked. 9. Joe Garagiola was a hell of an emcee.
  8. Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee....