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• No matter which side of an argument you're on, you always find some people on your side that you wish were on the other side.
  -- Jascha Heifetz...
• SAGITTARIUS (Nov.22 - Dec.21) Your efforts to help a little old lady cross a street will backfire when you learn that she was waiting for a bus.
  Subdue impulse you have to push her out into traffic....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are moving across town, and find yourself thinking about putting a forward in your mailbox outside.
• In a state-run society the government promises you security.
  But it's a false promise predicated on the idea that the opposite of security in risk....
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• Quote #197 I am amazed at the things people try to connect with "if"s and "then"s.
  -- -- Ken Arromdee (email: arromdee@jyusenkyou.cs.jhu.edu)...
• Before you unburden yourself of your problems, recall to mind that half the people to whom you tell these could not care less, but if they could, they would make the effort.
  The other half, to whom you might unburden yourself, are happy to hear of your misfortunes, thinking that finally, you are getting what you deserve....
• If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people. -- Oriental Proverb
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...