Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
SAGITTARIUS (Nov.22 - Dec.21) Your Efforts To Help A Little Old Lady Cross A Street Will Backfire When You Learn That She Was Waiting For A Bus.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
SAGITTARIUS (Nov.22 - Dec.21)
Your efforts to help a little old lady cross a street will
backfire when you learn that she was waiting for a bus. Subdue
impulse you have to push her out into traffic.
Related:
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent....
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent....
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) Move slowly today, be deliberate.
Indications are for bleeding ulcers. Drink milk....
Old Ladies Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke....
During the Depression era my mother found out how to save money.
She used to cheat bus drivers. She got on a bus with a transfer a day old....
CANCER June 21 - July 22 You are a very patient person.
You can fall asleep waiting for things to happen....
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle.
A little old lady had to help me across the street. -- Rod Schmid...