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• lide of Dr. Hibbert] Mrs. Hibbert: Julius! [slide or Chief Wiggum] Mrs.
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• If I die, bury me upside down so that the world can kiss my ass!
• Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
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• The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.
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• Conover: Oh, my. Hello, I'm Evan Conover with the US State Department.
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• lt;tyler-> rindolf: you are seriously the craziest fucker I know &l
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• What can I say? I laughed. I cried. I fell down. It changed my life. The end.