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What Can I Say? I Laughed. I Cried. I Fell Down.
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What can I say? I laughed. I cried. I fell down. It changed my life. The end.
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A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar....
As sysop, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program.
I had a handle on life ... then it fell off!
When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
' -- Erma Bombeck...
That was so funny, I laughed 'till I stopped.
I didn't resolve the questions... and I find that entertaining.
And if my life were to end tomorrow, it would be fulfilled in that manner....