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This Bowling Ball Is Not Human; It Can't Be Reasoned With!
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This bowling ball is not human; it can't be reasoned with!
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You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
We have fun--that's what I like about bowling. You can have fun even if you stink, unlike in, say, tennis.
Every decade or so, I attempt to play tennis, and it always consists of thirty-seven seconds of actually hitting the ball and two hours of yelling, "Where did the ball go?...
After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase.
As sharp as a marble / bowling ball / beachball / pin head / bowl
I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm a fucshia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
You may be redneck... if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
One of the advantages of bowling over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. -- Don Carte