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This Button Isn't Really Very Witty And It Runs On And On And You'd Probably Be Much Happier Reading Some Other Button.
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This button isn't really very witty and it runs on and
on and you'd probably be much happier reading some other
button. Most of them aren't half as depressing as this one.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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You no push button I push button Baby Plucky.
Homer: [on phone] Aw, I miss you too, Marge. But the law needs me!
I'll be home as soon as I can. [hangs up, presses a button] Room service?...
You fool! That's the History Eraser Button!!!
Those buttons you push on the traffic light post at the corner are not really connected to anything, but they make you feel better as you wait for the light to change.
Most people who push the button feel they have done something....
I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored. -- Monty Pytho
You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.