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I Must Warn You That Anything You Say Will Be Ignored. -- Monty Pytho
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I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored.
-- Monty Python
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ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies? ROGER: Yes. Shrubberies are my trade.
I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber....
ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
.. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
I warn you not to underestimate my powers.
TALL KNIGHT: When you have found the shrubbery, then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest .
.. with a herring. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS
Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis....
GALAHAD: No look, really, this isn't nescess ... PIGLET
We must examine you. GALAHAD: There's nothing wrong with ....
I think we've got an eater! Are you suggesting.. eating my mother?
?? Uhhh - yeah! Not raw, cooked! -- Monty Pytho...
ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge....