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This Computer Is: A) Not Smart Enough To Be Artificially Intellige
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This computer is:
a) not smart enough to be artificially intelligent; and
b) not stupid enough to be a dumb terminal.
Related:
mart terminal: n. 1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it talks to.
The development of workstations and personal computers has made this term and the product it describes semi-obsolescent, but one may still hear variants of the phrase `act like a smart terminal' used to describe the behavior of workstations or PCs with respect to programs that execute almost entirely out of a remote {server}'s storage, using said devices as displays....
mart terminal n. 1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it talks to.
The development of workstations and personal computers has made this term and the product it describes semi-obsolescent, but one may still hear variants of the phrase `act like a smart terminal' used to describe the behavior of workstations or PCs with respect to programs that execute almost entirely out of a remote server's storage, using local devices as displays....
Dumb Terminal - doesn't understand what you're trying to get it to do.
Intelligent Terminal - one that does understand what you're trying to do, but is clever enough to screw up in an interesting way....
Being a politician is like being a football coach: you have to be smart enough to understand the game, but dumb enough to think it's important.
-- Eugene McCarthy...
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.
-- Eugene McCarthy...
If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough to be an Engineer, then you're in Business.
A Purple Heart just goes to prove that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #53...
Dumb terminal
The military is developing artificial intelligence because that way they can have the perfect fighting man - smart enough to understand what he's been told to do
but stupid enough that he never questions why....