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Dumb Terminal - Doesn't Understand What You're Trying To Get It To Do.
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Dumb Terminal - doesn't understand what you're trying to get it to
do. Intelligent Terminal - one that does understand what you're trying
to do, but is clever enough to screw up in an interesting way.
Related:
This computer is: a) not smart enough to be artificially intellige
and b) not stupid enough to be a dumb terminal....
mart terminal n. 1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it talks to.
The development of workstations and personal computers has made this term and the product it describes semi-obsolescent, but one may still hear variants of the phrase `act like a smart terminal' used to describe the behavior of workstations or PCs with respect to programs that execute almost entirely out of a remote server's storage, using local devices as displays....
mart terminal: n. 1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it talks to.
The development of workstations and personal computers has made this term and the product it describes semi-obsolescent, but one may still hear variants of the phrase `act like a smart terminal' used to describe the behavior of workstations or PCs with respect to programs that execute almost entirely out of a remote {server}'s storage, using said devices as displays....
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.
1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
Did you hear What to do about fall-out, re-insert and shorten strokes.
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
Some professors asked a monk to lecture to them on spiritual matters.
The monk ascended a podium, struck it once with his stick, and descended....