Related:

• Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
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• A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
• Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ...
• Being rich means that you don't have to wait for the paperback.
• COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!- Cookie Monste