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• Petersen: Have you seen Rimmer's arm? Chen: No, I'm waiting for it to come out in paperback!
  -- Red Dwarf 'The End'...
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast.
  You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes....
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold
• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• What you are, not what you have, is what makes you rich.
• Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$#!@)^ miracle!
• Pantuso's First Law: The book you spent $14.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
• The book you spent $29.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow. -- Pantuso's First Law