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This Is A Boring Answering Machine Message. Leave A Message Anyway.
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This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message
anyway. (Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to
hear your latest exciting message.)
-- Answering machine madness - brevity
Related:
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
-- Answering machine madness - brevity...
To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries":) Leave a message.
.. Leave a message... -- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
To scare off annoying liberals:) Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in 50 Campaign.
Your five dollar donation to get George Bush re-elected in all 50 states will automatically be charged to your phone bill....
Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
(Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa Procrastination Society.
Please leave a message after the tone and we'll get around to it....
Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...
Being reincarnated as an answering machine is the pits.
Keep your karma clean by leaving your name, number, message, and the time that you called....
Sultry female voice:) Welcome to Susan's Message Parlor of Delights.
We would be delighted if you would leave your name, number, and of course a message that doesn't rub us the wrong way....
Answering machine message "Thank you for calling the [insert city name here] Opera Auditioning Hotline!
At the tone, sing one of your favorite pieces, and leave a short message containing your name and phone number....