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• This is a test message. -- Famous Last Word
• This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Had there been an actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.
• This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?
• This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?
• I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing? -- Famous Last Word
• We are the Emergency Broadcast System, gone amuck.
• This is a test. For the next sixty seconds, this station will conduct a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
  The broadcasters in your area, in cooperation with the FCC and local authorities, have devised this system in order to keep you informed in the event of an emergency....