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• This is a test of the Emergency Warning Broadcast System... -- Famous Last Word
• This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Had there been an actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.
• This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?
• This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?
• Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob!
  Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal voice] Ha ha, that's better!...
• This is a test. For the next sixty seconds, this station will conduct a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
  The broadcasters in your area, in cooperation with the FCC and local authorities, have devised this system in order to keep you informed in the event of an emergency....
• Testing the emergency tagline stealing system. OK.