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This is more exciting than Woody Allen on Valium.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. -- Woody Alle
More than any time in history, mankind now faces a crossroads.
One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction....
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It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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