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There Are Worse Things In Life Than Death. Have You Ever Spent An Evening With An Insurance Salesman?
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an
evening with an insurance salesman?
-- Woody Allen
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
-- Woody Alle...
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