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This Isn't All True. -- Steven Wrigh
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This isn't all true.
-- Steven Wright
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The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
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A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets.
All they found was a pile of dust. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back...boy, were they mad! -- Steven Wrigh