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I Had A Dream That All The Victims Of The Pill Came Back...boy, Were They Mad! -- Steven Wrigh
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I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back...boy, were they mad!
-- Steven Wright
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I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -- Steven Wrigh
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I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
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Bender: "I came here with a simple dream, a dream of killing all humans.
Last night, I came home and realized that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate.
I told this to my friend -- he said, `Do I know you?'" -- Steven Wrigh...