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This Is The Hardest Part About Meeting A Daily Deadline.
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This is the hardest part about meeting a daily deadline...coming up
with a good excuse for being late...
-- Jeff McNelly, "Shoe"
Related:
Starting a painting is easy...the hard part is stopping before you mess it up.
-- Jeff McNelly, "Shoe...
The hardest work is being idle.
What's that thing?" "Well, it's a highly technical, sensitive instrument we use in computer repair.
Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what it does....
What's that thing?" "Well, it's a highly technical, sensitive instrument we use in computer repair.
Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what it does....
Lets stop bad mouthing our mail system. We all depend on the post office to provide excuses for us.
-- Jeff McNelly...
Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late and lying about it.
If ignorance is no excuse, what good is it?
Any excuse to wear a sword is a good excuse