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"What's that thing?"
"Well, it's a highly technical, sensitive instrument we use in
computer repair. Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what
it does. We call it a two-by-four."
-- Jeff MacNelley, "Shoe"
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What's that thing?" "Well, it's a highly technical, sensitive instrument we use in computer repair.
Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what it does....
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Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what it does....
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