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• Stupid, n.: Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
• Well, sir, we're two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show.
  .. -- Brent Gunsilman hosts the Super Bowl pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
• The average person puts only 25% of his energy and ability into his work.
  The world takes off its hat to those who put in more than 50% of their capacity, and stands on its head for those few and far between souls who devote 100%....
• Homer: Buffalo is going to win. Lisa hates me. [sobs] Ma
  Whatcha got riding on this game? Homer: My daughter....
• Rev. Lovejoy: [surveys his congregation, one man and two old ladies] Well, I'm glad &l
  ome> people could resist the lures of the big game....
• The rules stay the same, the game changes.
• The man who has no more problems to solve is out of the game.