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• This limerick is --SO--FILTHY-- that it would offend you.
  So I'll put "di-dah" for the filthy words: Di-dah, di-dah, di-dah di-dah, Di-dah di-dah di-dah, di-dah...
• Rev.: And do you, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier, take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful wedded husband?
  Selma: I already told you, yes. Rev.: If anyone here knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matrimony, let him speak now or forever hold his peace....
• 2 dah weddin Maria Mr .
• Things that are expensive are good. -- Di
• Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
• La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah.
• Prince Charles and Lady Di did it royally.
• It is better to prevent crimes than to punish them. -- Cesare Bonesana di Beccaria