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• Real programmers use "cat < a.out".
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• Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
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• Real software engineers like C's structured constructs, but they are suspicious of it because they have heard that it lets you get "close to the machine.
• Real Users are afraid they'll break the machine -- but they're never afraid to break your face.