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These talking dinosaurs are more real than most <real> families on TV.
-- Lisa watches `Dinosaurs',
"The Return of Sideshow Bob"
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It's like they saw our lives and put it right up on screen!
-- Bart watches `Dinosaurs', "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works.
-- Lisa to Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Save the dinosaurs!
Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to the peculiar rather than the humorous .
.. After [an incomprehensible film montage about wind and sun and rain and strip mines and] two or three minutes of mechanical confusion, the seats locomote through a short tunnel filled with clock-work dinosaurs....
Lisa: [bitterly] <I> could've been the flower girl.
And I wouldn't keep falling down, either. Ba...
To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
This machine is a real: @ \ --------- -- --- / \ / \ / ---- \ \_ \ / / \ \ \ \ &l
Pretty soon, you will be able to try it with a &l
eal> book! -- Martin watches Bart with a highlighter pen and a `book', "Bart Gets an F...
Ah, fire! Scourge of Prometheus! Toaster of marshmallows!
[evilly] Eradicator of deadwood......