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• Asking PAC BELL for advice is like asking IRS tax advice.
• Batch: A group, kinda like a herd.
• Asking a Republican Senate and Democratic House to make a law is like trying to fry a single egg in two pans.
  -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
• Asking when [Saddam Hussein] will be overthrown is like asking when the economy's coming back.
  -- An aide to President Bush...
• Asking whether machines can think is like asking whether submarines can swim.
• Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.
  -- Christopher Hampto...
• Asking a writer 'where do you get your ideas' is like asking a butcher 'exactly what DO you put in this sausage'?
  -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• Worf, you look like the inertial dampeners failed.