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This New Year I resolve to make no resolutions.
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May all of your troubles last no longer than do your New Year Resolutions.
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves....
Happy New Year!: Mary Christma
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Jon Splatz's Movie Review: "Lord of the Pings" I've never walked out on a movie before.
When I pay $9.50 to see a movie (plus $16.50 for snacks), I'm going to sit through every single minute no matter how awful....
I don't see the point of lecturers talking, except to resolve some of the ambiguities in their handwriting.
Last year I was 39. This year I'm 3A.
When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like tha
we grow a new layer of skin each year, and after many years we are thick and unwieldy from all our skin layers....