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This Office Will Open At 7 AM And Close At 8 PM Except On The Sabbath, On Which Day We Will Remain Closed.
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This office will open at 7 AM and close at 8 PM except
on the Sabbath, on which day we will remain closed. Each employee
is expected to spend the Sabbath by attending church and contributing
liberally to the cause of the Lord.
-- Work Rule
Related:
1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the furniture, shelves, and showcases.
(2) Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks....
6) Men employees will be given time off each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
(7) After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books....
Permanent Mobile Sabbath--On the Sabbath, it is forbidden to work, even on your characte
Sabbath bloody sabbath.
SABBATH, n. A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
Among the Jews observance of the day was enforced by a Commandment of which this is the Christian versio...
After an employee has spent his 13 hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books.
-- Work Rule...
The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. -- Flora Whittemore
The Space People think factories are musical instruments.
Each song lasts from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. No music on weekends....
The Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. -- New Testament -- Mark ii, 27