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• For every fault you find, two more are created.
• You are under the mistaken impression that all people are created interesting.
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• Know ye not why We created you all from the same dust?
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• After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven.
  As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created....
• In the beginning, God created gravity. >From then on, it was all downhill.