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• This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
• They have been moved to a safe place.
• A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar.
  You didn't borrow this." "I will." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
  But then one day he was shootin' at some food, When up through the ground come a bubblin' crude -- oil, that i...
• Cockroaches have done it for millions of years, without apparent ill-effects.
• Nothing's so weird that no one's done it.
• Money can't buy happiness, so I guess I'll have to rent it. -- "Weird" Al Yankovic
• Death is just around the next door.
• The cockroaches are revolting.