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This Universe Is Sold By Mass, Not By Volume. Some Expansion May Have Occurred During Shipment.
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This universe is sold by mass, not by volume.
Some expansion may have occurred during shipment.
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This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.
This universe is sold by weight, not by volume. Some settling may have occurred during shipment.
Some settling of contents may occur during shipping.
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists.
But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist....
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists.
But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist....
Many companies that have made themselves dependent on [the equipment of a certain major manufacturer] (and in doing so have sold their soul to the devil) will collapse under the sheer weight of the unmastered complexity of their data processing systems.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5...
The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
-- William J. Broad...
Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches! -- Mom
Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!
-- Mom...