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• This universe is sold by mass, not by volume. Some expansion may have occurred during shipment.
• This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.
• Some settling of contents may occur during shipping.
• Many companies that have made themselves dependent on [the equipment of a certain major manufacturer] (and in doing so have sold their soul to the devil) will collapse under the sheer weight of the unmastered complexity of their data processing systems.
  -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5...
• I am prepared for the fact that he may have lost some weight.
  Yes....and some _height_. -- Lady Farrow and Percy : Head...
• One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists.
  But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist....
• One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists.
  But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist....
• cratch monkey n. As in "Before testing or reconfiguring, always mount a scratch monkey", a proverb used to advise caution when dealing with irreplaceable data or devices.
  Used to refer to any scratch volume hooked to a computer during any risky operation as a replacement for some precious resource or data that might otherwise get trashed....
• They can't fire me! Slaves HAVE to be sold!!!