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• Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically.
• The post office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States.
  It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter. -- Chevy Chase...
• Affix stamp, post office will not deliver without postage.
• A new preacher came to a local church and gave what he considered a fairly reasonable example of a sermon for the consideration of the locals.
  He came back on the following Monday night to meet with the Board of Deacons, and before the meeting went into the bathroom....
• he automated office is still in its infancy. More IBM Selectric typewriters are stolen in a year than word processing computers sold.
  .." -- A quote from 1988 SF Chronicle...
• Sex: In one end & out the same. Unless it's SF!
• Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp.
  It's 2 cents for postage and 30 cents for storage....