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This Woman's Got Immediate Post-prandial Upper Abdominal Distention.
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This woman's got immediate post-prandial upper abdominal distention...
What you say she's got?
Cramps.
-- McCoy & Kirk, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390
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Where the hell is the power you promised me? One damned minute, Admiral.
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Are you sure it isn't time for another colorful metaphor?
-- Spock, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390....
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Guard: "He? I thought you brought in a woman." Kirk...
Are you sure you won't change your mind? Is there something wrong with the one I have?
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