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Th' MIND Is The Pizza Palace Of Th' SOUL -- Zippy The Pinhead
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Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Where's th' DAFFY DUCK EXHIBIT?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Life is full of surprises when you're up th' stream of consciousness without a paddle.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER? -- Zippy the Pinhead
YOW!! Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM laws!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Laundry is the fifth dimension!! ...um...um... th' washing machine is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...