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Laundry Is The Fifth Dimension!! ...um...um... Th' Washing Machine Is A Black Hole And The Pink Socks Are Bus Drivers Who Just Fell In!
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Laundry is the fifth dimension!! ...um...um... th' washing machine
is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Related:
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER? -- Zippy the Pinhead
The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!! But they went to MARS around 1953!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
!... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT....
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need four GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Where's th' DAFFY DUCK EXHIBIT?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL -- Zippy the Pinhead