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Those Students Who Have Become One With The Universe Will Be Allowed To Go On And Become Two With The Universe.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to
go on and become two with the universe.
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Become one with the universe.
Physicists do it at two places in the universe at one time.
Go with the universe, then. You're soaking in one now.
Due to a very strange accident involving a irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and some rubber bands, (which was very strange indeed.
Many who tried to imitate it ended up looking very silly or dead or both) Wogon Zarniwoop has become immortal....
The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know.
Those who know, they're no problem. Those who don't know are also in two groups....
To those who are awake, there is one ordered universe common to all, whereas in sleep each man turns away from this world to one of his own.
-- Heraclitu...
Wedding, n: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one undertakes to become nothing.
Those who get A's become professors. Those who get B's become judges.
All the rest make the money. -- Law school maxim...