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Go With The Universe, Then. You're Soaking In One Now.
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Go with the universe, then. You're soaking in one now.
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IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space.
Should Another Universe Subsequently Re-emerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe Cannot Be Guaranteed....
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
Bart: Have you seen Milhouse? Owner: No, now go away
we're racing for the title of the champion of the universe....
Bart: Now, here's what we do. Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.
Lisa: "Relatively"? Bart: Well, there's bound to be some splash-back....
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
To boldly go and watch Star Trek re-runs.
Now Bob, you know you'll go blind!!!
Shouldn't you go back to lurking now?