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• Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
  Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
• Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before. You really think we can afford it?
  Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
  Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly not....
• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Will you quit staring at me like that!? -- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from outside, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
  -- Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...