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• You may be redneck... if the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
• On Brassieres: Russian : Uplifts the masses -- Salvation Army
  Raises the fallen American: Makes mountains out of molehill...
• What a foul smell, indeed, a gymnasium has! How it suggests a mixture of Salvation Army, elephant house, and county jail.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Don't spend two dollars to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.
  They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents....
• The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift - is taxes. -- W. Feathe
• Salvation, Don't leave earth without it.
• Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away.......
• If Chekov owned a computer, would it be a Wax?
• You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. -- Abraham Lincol