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• DISSEMBLE, v.i. To put a clean shirt upon the character.
  Let us dissemble....
• An old man lost all his money. Seventy years old, hasn't got a dime.
  Who does he blame? His wife. He says, "If you were a good wife, you'd go out and work for me....
• Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed," in the dictionary.
• You may be redneck... if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
• Skinner: A half-ton of newspaper and all we get is seventy five cents?
  That won't even cover the gas I used to go to the store to buy the twine to tie up the bundles....
• Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six, eat him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no incriminating evidence.
  Heh heh heh. The perfect crime. -- Homer Simpson The War of the Simpso...
• Tofu--what is that stuff? It's like spackling compound.
  It's like chickpeas and grout. Food should not caulk windows. -- Billiam Coronel...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune CANCER (Jun 22 - July 22) You've been awarded a clean bill of health this month and you feel you owe it all to the excessive amount of Vitamin B
  Iron, and Malt you get in your beer. Being healthy is admirable but don't you think you're going to feel stupid one day lying in a hospital dying of nothing?...